March 7th, 2010
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Round the world trip cut short
January 19th, 2010
To raise mone for a solider charity fund to help heroes, a London man was going to attempt to fly around the world in his microlight plane. Tragically his journey was cut short on the first day when his plane crashed into the English channel killing him. That really must suck.
Taoist truck driver guilty of unlawful sex
January 5th, 2010
A Hong Kong truck driver was found guilty of having sex with a 19 year old model under false pretenses. He was charged for 9 counts of pretending to be a Taoist Master, coaxing the woman into to believing she will have a successful career if she had sex with him. Apparently the Hong Kong government has laws to protect stupid people. I’m confused though, I thought lying to a girl was the only way to get them to have sex with us. I guess I better become an actual Doctor/Triathlon trainer.
Guntron Force Go!
January 4th, 2010
If you’ve never read The Perry Bible Fellowship, do yourself a favor. It does not suck.
Mom of 9 claims she was sterilized against her will
January 4th, 2010
A 35 year old mother of nine is suing a hospital, three doctors and two nurses after she was permanently sterilized against her will. She had reportedly wanted a reversible form of birth control, but was implanted with a permanent one. That must suck for her, but that doesn’t suck for us. She has NINE KIDS from DIFFERENT MEN and is on WELFARE! Those doctors deserve a medal. Stuff like this boggles my mind. Is it that she is so desprate for someone to love her that she needs these kids or is she really that stupid and can’t figure out penis in vagina equals a fucking human being? Why is this not considered child abuse? If you don’t strap your kids into child safety sets you will be arrested, but it’s okay to giver birth with out being able to provide anything for them. Nine kids now get shitty starts to life in an already bad economy. The girls will more likely have daddy issues and repeat the mom’s mistake of getting pregnant at 13. The boys will be become a danger to society because they will be unchecked and free to do whatever they want. And maybe, just maybe one of them will be self motivated, go to college and make something of themselves. And if you look at those economic figures we have 8 kids taking money from the government through welfare, unpaid medical bills and the cost of putting them through our judicial system, and then we have one kid who actually pays taxes. I dream of a day when you have to apply for a license to get a kid.
Parents forced to make kids walk
December 31st, 2009
In Manchester England, where over a quarter of the kids are dangerously overweight, parents are now forced to drop their kids off a mile -sorry, a kilometer- from school instead of right at the gate. This is supposed to help combat childhood obesity. I say we just have another world war. I never saw any fat kids on the history channel.
Confession to make
December 30th, 2009
Woman sues jail for not keeping her son with other sex offenders.
December 30th, 2009
A woman whose son was in prison for an alleged sexual offense is suing the jail after he was severely beaten by other inmates leaving him with serious brain damage. She claims he was supposed to be kept with other sex offenders in order to prevent something like this. To look on the bright-side, maybe the beating knocked the naughty thoughts out of him.