If you decide to meet that chick from the internet, look closely at her picture. High-contrast, overhead cameras, and the crop tool are amazing tools of the devil. If you think it doesn’t matter, and that it’s all about personality, well her personality is a LIAR.

BHud Uncategorized Angle, Facebook, fat, FGAS, Girl, Liar, Myspace, Shot, Vagina

Also handy for impressing Allah

So, if you can’t handle your liquor, don’t fall asleep in this position. Because apparently, some doctors can’t tell the difference between paresthesia and… hell, I don’t know what they thought.

BHud Uncategorized amputated, amputation, Girl, kneeling, legs, Mecca, party, pass out