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My kids spend hours safely playing on the web!

February 9th, 2010
The look of sheer terror

The look of sheer terror

Sometimes innocent things can go horribly horribly wrong. Doing a Google image search for ‘toys’ or ‘innocent teen playtime party’, trying to give the President a chocolate revolver, and letting your children go to a government sponsored site for children. Buster’s Place was set up to probably be as boring as everything else politicians think children like. But things got interesting when googling ‘Buster’s Place’ takes you to a gay balloon fetish website. What a wacky world we live in!

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Woman wins $8,000, walks home, gets hit by car

January 30th, 2010
This is how people celebrate.

This is how people celebrate.

Ohio Lottery winner killed by car while celebrating
Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:39 PM

SANDUSKY REGISTER VIA AP
SANDUSKY, Ohio — Authorities say a woman who had been out celebrating her winnings in the Ohio Lottery was killed when she was struck by a car.

The Ohio Highway Patrol says Deborah McDonald of Crystal Rock had just left a bar in north-central Ohio and was walking along a road last night when she was hit.

A spokeswoman for the Ohio Lottery says McDonald won $8,000 in the lottery’s TV game show Cash Explosion Double Play.

The show was taped Jan. 12 and is set to air at the end of the month.

Patrons at a tavern near Sandusky say McDonald was with a group that had been celebrating her winnings and playing pool last night.

Patrol Sgt. Joe Wentworth says they are looking into whether alcohol was a factor, but they don’t think the driver of the car was drinking.

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Apple unveils a new iFad

January 28th, 2010
Like the iPhone but without the usefulness

Like the iPhone but without the usefulness

Hey kids! Do you like the iphone, but wish it was the size of a bathroom window? Do you wish it looked and acted exactly the same, except for those nagging features? Well do we have a bridge to sell you! (Free iPad included).

Yup. Apple has made a new ‘magical’ (their word) device. This time, it’s the size of a notepad, but touchscreen! A lot of people say it looks just like an enormous iPhone, and yeah, I can see that. Except, it’s not a phone. So that would just make it the Apple i. It doesn’t have a camera, which is cool, cause there’s no way you’re sneaking that under some japanese schoolgirl’s dress. It can’t multitask, so if you had dreams of ‘magically’ listening to music while browsing the web, sorry. But hey, who wants that right?! You know what else no one wants anymore? Adobe Flash. All of those stupid casual games, and fancypants websites that use it can get fucked. Apple knows what we want, whether we like it or not.

So, if you’re really into surfing the web without the hangups of a physical keyboard, multitasking, flash, instant picture sharing, or USB SUPPORT (there’s an iDapter for that), the iPad is for you. I’ll see you at the local coffee shop, hunched over, with hands in an awkward position trying to type on an imaginary keyboard. We’ll knowingly nod at each other, then exchange smirks ;) knowing that we are the only non-sheeple smart enough to buy a $900 web browser.

In all seriousness though, it would be kinda cool to install the old tabletop Pac-Man on. Otherwise, it sucks.

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Mom of 9 claims she was sterilized against her will

January 4th, 2010

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A 35 year old mother of nine is suing a hospital, three doctors and two nurses after she was permanently sterilized against her will. She had reportedly wanted a reversible form of birth control, but was implanted with a permanent one. That must suck for her, but that doesn’t suck for us. She has NINE KIDS from DIFFERENT MEN and is on WELFARE! Those doctors deserve a medal. Stuff like this boggles my mind. Is it that she is so desprate for someone to love her that she needs these kids or is she really that stupid and can’t figure out penis in vagina equals a fucking human being?  Why is this not considered child abuse? If you don’t strap your kids into child safety sets you will be arrested, but it’s okay to giver birth with out being able to provide anything for them. Nine kids now get shitty starts to life in an already bad economy. The girls will more likely have daddy issues and repeat the mom’s mistake of getting pregnant at 13. The boys will be become a danger to society because they will be unchecked and free to do whatever they want. And maybe, just maybe one of them will be self motivated, go to college and make something of themselves. And if you look at those economic figures we have 8 kids taking money from the government through welfare, unpaid medical bills and the cost of putting them through our judicial system, and then we have one kid who actually pays taxes. I dream of a day when you have to apply for a license to get a kid.

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Al Qaeda says a-ok for female suicide bombers

December 18th, 2009

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Looks like a top leader of Al Qaeda has approved and encourages women to participate in Jihad. At last, Muslim women are starting to be treated more equal. The question I want to know is are Muslims blowing themselves up for their the sake of their crappy lives or because their lives are so crappy?

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Canadian nuns seek recruits through ads

December 17th, 2009

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Sadley this is not one of them. Apparently Nuns have had a hard time recruiting new girls. I don’t get why. Who wouldn’t want a life of chastity and living with the bare essentials? Sure life is getting easier and more enjoyable as technology is getting more kickass, but that wont lead you to true happiness. They should just put the truth. Have you had bad relationships? Feel like no one loves you and you’re afraid of being hurt? Become Nun! God will always love you and never break up with you or judge you or hurt you! Heck, you dont even have to meet him! And you never have to worry about your body appearance since you’ll always be covered up! Its the next best thing to a relationship with a death row inmate.

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Florida man wins lottery, loses wife

December 16th, 2009

arnim_ramdass_lotteryA Florida man wins the lottery and ditches his wife, leaving her without money in a house where she is about to be evicted. Judging by the look of this man, I’m sure he has run off to his homeland of France. No doubt to make his way to Copenhagen where he will use his money to help persuade people about global warming. Godspeed to him!

Reminds of an old lame joke:

A man wins the lottery running into his house he yells at his wife.  “I’ve just won the lottery, start packing!”.  “Great” say’s his wife,  “What should I pack, where am I going?”.  “I don’t care” replies her husband .. “as long as your gone by noon.”

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‘Sun-Maid girl’ makeover sparks controversy

December 4th, 2009

SUNMAID3That must suck to care enough to consider this a controversy.

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WWII Vet forced to remove American Flag.

December 3rd, 2009

VanTBarfootCMOHA 90 year old WWII medal of honor recipent is being forced to remove the flagpole in his yard by his home owners association. Come on now, the guy killed Nazis! There are exceptions to every rule.

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