If you decide to meet that chick from the internet, look closely at her picture. High-contrast, overhead cameras, and the crop tool are amazing tools of the devil. If you think it doesn’t matter, and that it’s all about personality, well her personality is a LIAR.
It must really suck trying to convice everyone you know that you’re not one of ‘those’ pushy religious assholes. Yeah yeah, you see all the time how some people protest soldiers’ funerals and claim Heath Ledger is going to hell because The Joker didn’t carry a bible everywhere. But wait, then this shit happens that proves that everyone is actually the same. Muslims, (The Religion of Peace), Christians, (What Crusades?!), it really doesn’t matter. Assholes come in all sizes and beliefs. Vandalism isn’t a crime if it is done in the name of the lord, right? OH WAIT, nothing is done in the name of the Lord, it is only done in the name of the person.
www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/02/17/Atheist-billboard-vandalized/UPI-73071266387409/
So, running this website can be a pain in the ass sometime. I wish I could find something daily to post. Instead, I fight Viagra spam and hope we get a few thousand TRUE hits a day. Today, I’ll show you what we’re fighting. Instead of people finding us because of my excellent writing style, these are the most popular search terms. So, from now on, every story will be tagged with the words ’suck’ and some sort of misspelling of ‘vagina’. BTW parents, if you don’t know what the internet is, don’t let your kids on it. Otherwise, they’ll look up ‘How 2 suk tattooed vijina’. Assholes.
